A."Asked what she thinks about the Kardashians and Kanye West, Handler confirmed that she "kinda" had issues with the reality-famous family while she was still working at E!

."If I see Kim, I'll say, 'Hi,' but I'm just not into that whole scene -- the selfies," she explained.

(Photo Credit: Getty Images) "I'd have to over-correct so much from my parents that I would be a nightmare mother," she admits.

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And you’ll be happy to know that Balasz (who’s previously dated Uma Thurman and Courtney Love) is working things out with Chelsea.

That’s when you get a walk-on role as, like, a female police officer.” Meanwhile, Chelsea’s current boyfriend, André Balazs, can probably get her a free room at the Chateau Marmont, seeing as he owns the place.

Yet here are the supplies, and scattered around are photos: a black-and-white one of Handler at dinner with BFFs Sandra Bullock and Mary Mc Cormack, another of a younger Chelsea holding a cigarette and standing leapfrog-style over a friend. This impression Handler gives of going off-script, or of never having one to begin with, is what draws fans to her. The overlap in that Venn diagram seems to be exactly where Handler wants her comedy to be.

I was fucked-up stoned one night in my room, and I was like” — fake-slurring — “‘I’m going get all these pictures together.’ I still don’t know what the fuck to do. The 40-year-old comedian has a lot of them, some dating back to high school and others more recent: Sarah Silverman, Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow. She doesn’t run an organization to inspire young girls (like Amy Poehler). From 2007 until 2014, she brought a shambolic but candid approach to late night, curling up on a chair opposite her guest and casually maneuvering her way to the gossip that mattered, sometimes surprising them with her forthrightness.

You know, she’s somebody who would love to hear about Jennifer Aniston‘s house on the weekend.

“I wouldn’t hang out with her, I wouldn’t be alone with her.

"I never understood why people would want to get married.

To me, marriage always encompassed a huge wedding and a huge reception and a commitment lumped together,” she tells the publication.

Chelsea Handler's ears -- or some other body part -- must be burning ...