The story goes on to inform us that Frampton was arrested and thrown in jail in Buenos Aires.

Denise Milani's breasts are a Czech internet model based in Los Angeles, and are one of the most popular internet models working in the world today.

They are currently attached to the chest cavity of one Denise Milani, who has carried them for the entirety of their lives so far.

All anyone cares about is those enormous (some would say, oversized) breasts, and if someone tried to write an article on them, no doubt it would be a different story.

Why can't people see that she would be a beautiful, intelligent woman without them?

Frampton – who amazingly has the requisite grey matter for a double first from Oxford – became convinced that he had formed an online romantic relationship with Denise Milani, a gorgeous 32-year-old former Miss Bikini World.

So persuaded was he by the reality of this link that he flew to Bolivia to meet her for an assignation – and in his imagination, no doubt, a bit of slap and tickle – but ended up smuggling drugs for a cartel that had used Milani’s picture as a honeytrap (without her knowledge).

Soon, he hoped, he’d be returning with Milani on his arm.

You’re in big trouble.’ Paul said, ‘I’ll be careful, I’ll make sure there isn’t cocaine in there and if there is, I’ll ask them to remove it.’ I thought they were probably going to kidnap him and torture him to get his money. I said, ‘Well, you’re going to be killed, Paul, so whom should I contact when you disappear?

In some photos, she looked tauntingly steamy; in others, she offered a warm smile. ” Frampton had been very lonely since his divorce three years earlier; now it seemed those days were over. All Milani asked was that Frampton do her a favor: bring her a bag that she had left in La Paz.