Perhaps the existence of bad tinder profiles should come as no surprise, considering the whole idea is basically that of an online forum where you can find a quick hookup without ever leaving the comfort of your Lazy Boy.

Unfortunately for humanity however, there seems to exist a whole other level of wtf tinder profiles that take eccentricity to a whole new level.

These pics are the worst online dating profiles and dumbest OKCupid profiles, conversations, texts, and IMs that were available on the Internet for all of us to ridicule while we sit at home, or at work, stuffing our faces with food while staring at a shiny screen instead of the smiling face of a person who wants to touch our secret parts.

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My friend Sasha wears high heels every day and doesn’t worry about the lack of comfort as soon as it looks great.

Also, during five years of teaching she has never appeared at school wearing the same outfit twice.

Tinder is a minefield, and stupid Tinder pickup lines, unfortunately, come as part of the package.

Much like your hometown's dive-bar where you run into old classmates, you never quite know who you may come across or how awkward they will be.

Maybe we even a few cute couples who've had great relationships, or even gotten married by thanks to OKCupid, Plenty Of Fish, Tinder, Grindr (OK, nobody's getting married off of Grindr...

though you never know), Ashley Madison (if anyone got married off of that, it'd be amaaazing), or any other online services that allow you to filter through human beings like they're items for sale on Amazon.

That makes all of these horrible online dating profiles and encounters that much worse.

At this point, we should all know at least one friend who's gone on an online date.

For hundreds of years, Caucasian humans have consumed massive amounts of mayonnaise and sour cream which has severely retarded the evolution of their dancing There is absolutely nothing wrong with selling out and in fact, it's the whole point of becoming a celebrity in the first place.

Selling out money buys a lot of boats, velvet underwear and occasionally a lot of laughs.

This is a reminder to all the single kids out there looking for true love.