It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies. Why do you always come in and kill the vibe with those things?!

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Andy Stitzer: I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.

I had a strict upbringing and wasn't allowed a boyfriend until I was 18.

However, one day his friends and co-workers David (Paul Rudd), Jay (Romany Malco), and Cal (Seth Rogen) discover that Andy has a secret -- due to his rather severe jitters around women, Andy is still a virgin.

Andy's pals are appalled at this state of affairs, and set out to find a woman who'd be willing to get horizontal with him.

During a "speed dating" session a woman wears a very low-cut top and while she is talking to a man one of her breasts falls out and she continues to talk, seemingly oblivious.

A man and a woman kiss, they lie back in a bed, she removes her dress (she is wearing a bra and panties), and the man tries to put on a condom: several condoms pop and he inflates others, as the woman's young teenage daughter walks into the room interrupting them.

Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE and PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest, depending on quantity and context.

A 40-year-old man (Steve Carell) has never had sex.

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Kimberly, however, stopped receiving work after informing her agent that she would no longer do T&A-based entertainment. Sex sells and the world of professional wrestling is no exception.