) and coming up with the profile questions for the original Nerve Personals (you may remember “______ is sexy; ______ is sexier”).The Nerve Personals had a meteoric rise, signing up affiliate partners like Salon and The Onion left and right.

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Instead, they ask you for a Twitteresque mini bio: “Now sum up your whole life in 141 characters. You can change it at any time.)” As they put it, when you visit Nerve Dating, you talk about that movie you saw, that band you heard, that new sushi place you tried. (Or, if you prefer, dating for the ADHD generation.) Nerve Dating is in its beta stage but it looks great: the design is clean and the interface is smooth and easy.

And these personals still have the clever, wink-wink nudge-nudge attitude that really takes us back.

“I never had a gay couple.”For the record, Warren is born-again Christian, and evangelical Christians did much of his site’s promotion.

This pissed off many people, but especially the gays, who were not allowed to use the site.

It’s for the alumni and students of all the other stellar schools. Perhaps you are seeking chemistry – of the intelligent variety?

This site may be for you if reading in bed is a goal.

And those relationships are what is leading to the clients and sales I’m looking for.

You can hear how my perspective about real estate marketing has changed on this episode of Onion Juice.

It may sound kind of strange to say it that way, but I’m discovering that marketing in the modern age can actually be fun.